May 2013
fake-mermaid:
why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time
best-of-funny:
shadowrawrs:
strawberrydaydreams:
do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason
you’re just like
no
And then they give you a reason and its like
X
chinkerbelle:
Reasons I grab my boobs
running upstairs
running downstairs
running
stoked on life
scared
walking through my house in the dark
bored
boobs
Reblog if you wanna fuck the shit out of someone...
stonerthings:
When my future husband wakes up in the morning he’ll see me naked, cooking bacon and smoking blunt with another one already rolled for him.
snazziest:
I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
