fake-mermaid: why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time
best-of-funny: shadowrawrs: strawberrydaydreams: do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason you’re just like no And then they give you a reason and its like X
chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on life scared walking through my house in the dark bored boobs
Reblog if you wanna fuck the shit out of someone...
stonerthings: When my future husband wakes up in the morning he’ll see me naked, cooking bacon and smoking blunt with another one already rolled for him.
snazziest: I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt